After 39 years of life and 21 years of writing, I just realized how much I like whiteboards.
Things I Found, 1.1.17 – 1.7.17
All the fun things I found this week. Enjoy!
Leaving The Misery Machine (Or, “Fuck Facebook”)
That's precisely what Facebook has become: a machine that creates, runs on and produces 100% Pure Grade A Misery.
Some Updates on Updating Updates (or, “Where Have I Been?”)
I've been migrating this site to a new hosting service the past week and a half. I didn't realize I was going to, and when I did, I didn't get to post about it. So this is that, along with a bit of "welcome back!"
I’m Out (And, I’m All The Way In)
I'm done with social media bullshit. But when it comes to doing the work I need to do, I'm just getting started.
“Love, Joe” Newsletter #131: So What Now?
Sooooooo, how are you? Anything new? I mean, of course, besides the screeching ball of white hot fury this nation has become since last Tuesday, of course.
How To Actually Win A Fist Fight (Updated)
It’s common sense - avoid fighting if at all possible. But you are - at some point in your life - going to be called upon to defend yourself. Here's how you do it.
Why I Wrote The “How To Actually Win A Fist Fight” Article
I wrote my guide on How To Actually Win A Fist Fight because Dirt Magazine, Marvel Comics and Sassy lied to me. I never got over it.
The (Updated) No-Bullshit Guide To Self Defense For Ladies
Since Donald Trump won the election, I have heard stories about men who feel it's okay to assault women. This makes me stabby.
How To Teach The Internet How To Make The Best Steak They’ve Ever Had In Their Lives
It's not enough to make the best steak ever. You have to teach everyone how to, and to do that, you need HIPSTER FOOD INSTAGRAM PHOTOS.