You can't win their game, because the rules are dumb. So make your own.
It’s common sense - avoid fighting if at all possible. But you are - at some point in your life - going to be called upon to defend yourself. Here's how you do it.
I wrote my guide on How To Actually Win A Fist Fight because Dirt Magazine, Marvel Comics and Sassy lied to me. I never got over it.
Since Donald Trump won the election, I have heard stories about men who feel it's okay to assault women. This makes me stabby.