Sooooooo, how are you? Anything new? I mean, of course, besides the screeching ball of white hot fury this nation has become since last Tuesday, of course.
It’s common sense - avoid fighting if at all possible. But you are - at some point in your life - going to be called upon to defend yourself. Here's how you do it.
I wrote my guide on How To Actually Win A Fist Fight because Dirt Magazine, Marvel Comics and Sassy lied to me. I never got over it.
Since Donald Trump won the election, I have heard stories about men who feel it's okay to assault women. This makes me stabby.
It's not enough to make the best steak ever. You have to teach everyone how to, and to do that, you need HIPSTER FOOD INSTAGRAM PHOTOS.
What began as a deeply thorough investigation into cigar smuggling in the 1960's by a millionaire resulted in a mystery far deeper: how the hell do I continue to survive with a brain this broken?
The last few months, I’ve felt sick. Physically ill. Something was genuinely wrong within me. I felt angry all the time. Genuinely, purely angry. But it's not Social Media's fault, it's mine.