I’m sure by now you’ve seen the whole thing about “if you draw a square on the floor, cats will magically appear” and all that crap (or a circle, or a hexagon… Any sort of sigil that’s got borders and can fit a cat, I guess). It’s all over Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Buzzfeed, and even the last-in-the-internet-foodchain places like People Magazine are covering it (…As of literally five hours ago on Thursday, April 13, 2017, despite this being a thing for over two years. Really, corporate old-school media people, valiant effort on being ‘hip’ and ‘with it’. I can just imagine a correspondent from People’s “Internet Department” going to SXSW with a MUSIC BAND t-shirt and saying  “How do you do, fellow kids?”).

So, Meghan decided to try it yesterday afternoon:

No cats magically appeared.


But, Tubby did crawl out from under her desk to ask what the hell was going on with the blue square on the floor:


She investigated it:


She walked over it without going in it:


She lost interest:


And to prove it’s not just one cat, here’s Turbo not giving a shit about the stupid square:


And AMRAP, also not giving even half a shit about the square:



This theory is bullshit.



Well, I’ll be:


Damn. I hate being wrong.


Much of what has been written about me remains true to this day, except that part about the one thing, you know what I'm talking about, don't pretend you don't

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