I’m sure by now you’ve seen the whole thing about “if you draw a square on the floor, cats will magically appear” and all that crap (or a circle, or a hexagon… Any sort of sigil that’s got borders and can fit a cat, I guess). It’s all over Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Buzzfeed, and even the last-in-the-internet-foodchain places like People Magazine are covering it (…As of literally five hours ago on Thursday, April 13, 2017, despite this being a thing for over two years. Really, corporate old-school media people, valiant effort on being ‘hip’ and ‘with it’. I can just imagine a correspondent from People’s “Internet Department” going to SXSW with a MUSIC BAND t-shirt and saying  “How do you do, fellow kids?”).

So, Meghan decided to try it yesterday afternoon:

No cats magically appeared.

 

But, Tubby did crawl out from under her desk to ask what the hell was going on with the blue square on the floor:

 

She investigated it:

 

She walked over it without going in it:

 

She lost interest:

 

And to prove it’s not just one cat, here’s Turbo not giving a shit about the stupid square:

 

And AMRAP, also not giving even half a shit about the square:

 

 

This theory is bullshit.

 

UPDATE:

Well, I’ll be:

 

Damn. I hate being wrong.

joepeacock

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